While You Were "Working" (August 15th, 2008)
Here’s some stuff that happened while you were “working”:
- Well, you called it. Turns out Bigfoot was just a dead hobo in a monkey suit or whatevs. These past couple of weeks have been pretty lousy, mythical monster-wise. Real monster-wise though, not too shabby.
- A school district in North Texas might soon allow its teachers to bring guns into class for protection against disgruntled students. Only Texas could think the solution to gun violence is more guns.
- Speaking of Michael Phelps, it seems Lil Wayne deserves some credit for all those gold medals. Weezies - the breakfast of champions.
- Happened yesterday, just as hilarious today: Asda is being yelled at for selling High School Musical-themed underwear for little girls that have the words “Dive In” on the front. Also: the underwear makes you turn tricks for booze money. Probably.
