While You Were “Working” (August 11th, 2008)

Here’s some stuff that happened while you were “working”:
- War continues to rage in the Caucusus, which means the joke about Russia invading Savannah will be told at least a hundred more times. War truly is hell.
- Black smog mask is the new black. Next up: AIDS is the new hickey.
- Death Trilogies, motherfucker: do you believe in them? If so, Samuel L. Jackson will be the next celebrity to kick it.
- Today was such a slow news day, I actually did some work. And by work, I mean sexual harassment.